May
12
2011

Haiku for drunks: Walter Sobchak

—Naomi

 

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So many good men
Died face down in Hanoi mud
So we can drink this

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Donny, my Donny
You are just like a child man
Please, shut the fuck up

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Sure as shit don’t roll
I’m shomer fucking Shabbos
This dog has papers

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Bowling image courtesy of jonnykeelty, flickr.

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