Bar crawl recap: Annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade of Drunken Monkeyshines

If you weren’t there, you missed out—suckers!  Just kidding: We still love you. And really, we just feel bad for you that you missed all the claptrap AND the filmflam. Pro tip: That will teach you to trust your drinking-related activities to anyone other than The Alcohol Enthusiast. 

Check out a few memorable moments we have no memory of below, then hit up our Facebook page (and fan us, you fuckers) to see the full version of the fully-humiliating photo album. 

Twinsies! Guess which dudes these matching belt buckles belong to?

Sterling and Josey at Red’s Place in Chinatown

Christian drinking at Hawaii West in North Beach

The Enthusiasts making their way through North Beach