My alcohol soaked friend thought it would be funny to open a fake Facebook account for me. Is it okay to smear poop on his car in retaliation?
Dear Dr. Hatt,
As useful a tool as Facebook is for 3am, criminally-inappropriate public proclamations of cousins and/or co-workers’ “hotness,” the world’s favoritest social networking site can be a minefield for the very drunk—and their slightly more sober friends. While it’s tempting to get angry at your booze-soaked buddy for what you, judging by your cruel choice of revenge, perceive as a malicious act, you’ve really got to look at this from his perspective: He was trying to help you.
I’m trembling with enthusiasm!