If you weren’t there, you missed out—suckers! Just kidding: We still love you. And really, we just feel bad for you that you missed all the claptrap AND the filmflam. Pro tip: That will teach you to trust your drinking-related activities to anyone other than The Alcohol Enthusiast.
Check out a few memorable moments we have no memory of below, then hit up our Facebook page (and fan us, you fuckers) to see the full version of the fully-humiliating photo album.